Category: Nonsense in the News
Macedonia City Police Department
Nonsense in the NEWS: Don’t Call for HELP! when the Police are Trying to Help You
Macedonia police were advised that a gray vehicle, was passing vehicles left of center and had struck the curb, then pulled into the parking lot of...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – Don’t attempt to Steal From One Store and Then Steal From the Store Down the Road
Late in February, Macedonia Police received a call from dispatch stating that a manager from Home Depot had observed a possible shoplifter. He stated...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Unexpected Meat Delivery” from the Macedonia Police Reports
At approximately 1532 hrs I was dispatched to a residential home to a report of illegal dumping.
Upon my arrival I was met by the...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Are you a he or a she” from the Macedonia Police Reports
At 0449 hours, I conducted a traffic stop on a tan Buick. The registration returned expired and it was also showing the registered owner...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Watch out if someone asks for the High Priestess” from the Macedonia Police Reports
At approximately 0927 hrs I was dispatched to a church to conduct a welfare check on a female whose father called and stated that...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “When a drive thru and an intoxicated driver don’t match” from the Macedonia Police Reports
I was dispatched to a call reference property damage at Taco Bell.
When I received the call I was advised that a white Hyundai sedan...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “I can’t hold it any longer” from the Macedonia Police Reports
While out patrolling the area I was rounding the corner and noticed what sounded like dripping water on to the parking lot. I looked...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “I got yo b#%?@” from the Macedonia Police Reports
At approximately 1554 hours I was dispatched to the station to reference an assault report.
Upon arrival I spoke to the reporting party/victim. They stated...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “You got to give them credit and wait until you see the amount” from the Macedonia Police Reports
I responded to a Macedonia store to investigate a complaint of theft by an employee.
When I arrived with another officer we headed to the...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Watch out when your neighbor is cutting a tree with a machete” from the Macedonia Police Reports
I was dispatched to a residence for a complaint of a neighbor blowing leaves onto their property.
When I arrived on scene I met with...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Air freshener does not cover up marijuana” from the Macedonia Police Reports
Taken from a Macedonia Police Report
At approximately 11:11 hours on S. Bedford Rd. I initiated a traffic stop on a silver Chevy Impala for...
Nonsense in the News
Nonsense in the NEWS – “Don’t sit on a glass bong for a friend” from the Macedonia Police Reports
Taken from a Macedonia Police Report
At 1958 hours I made a traffic stop on a vehicle as it pulled into the parking lot of...
