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Nonsense in the NEWS – “What’s in your pants” from the Macedonia Police Reports

Taken from a Macedonia Police Report At approximately 1508 hours I was dispatched to a store for an individual in custody for shoplifting. Upon arrival, I...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Just Helping Out” from the Macedonia Police Reports

Taken from a Macedonia Police Report While patrolling the parking lot of a local store, a staff member approached me about a theft push-out that...

Nonsense in the NEWS – Just call me dumb from the Macedonia Police Reports

The Macedonia Police received a call about a theft in progress at a store. Upon their arrival the suspect was identified and was watched...

Nonsense in the NEWS – True story taken from the Macedonia Police Reports…

Police were called to a local store on Sunday March 5th for a report of a female that had shoplifted merchandise from a different...

Nonsense in the NEWS: Don’t Call for HELP! when the Police are Trying to Help You

Macedonia police were advised that a gray vehicle, was passing vehicles left of center and had struck the curb, then pulled into the parking lot of...

Nonsense in the NEWS – Don’t attempt to Steal From One Store and Then Steal From the Store Down the Road

Late in February, Macedonia Police received a call from dispatch stating that a manager from Home Depot had observed a possible shoplifter. He stated...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Unexpected Meat Delivery” from the Macedonia Police Reports

At approximately 1532 hrs I was dispatched to a residential home to a report of illegal dumping. Upon my arrival I was met by the...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Are you a he or a she” from the Macedonia Police Reports

At 0449 hours, I conducted a traffic stop on a tan Buick. The registration returned expired and it was also showing the registered owner...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Watch out if someone asks for the High Priestess” from the Macedonia Police Reports

At approximately 0927 hrs I was dispatched to a church to conduct a welfare check on a female whose father called and stated that...