Nonsense in the News

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Don’t sit on a glass bong for a friend” from the Macedonia Police Reports

Taken from a Macedonia Police Report At 1958 hours I made a traffic stop on a vehicle as it pulled into the parking lot of...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “What’s in your pants” from the Macedonia Police Reports

Taken from a Macedonia Police Report At approximately 1508 hours I was dispatched to a store for an individual in custody for shoplifting. Upon arrival, I...

Nonsense in the NEWS – “Just Helping Out” from the Macedonia Police Reports

Taken from a Macedonia Police Report While patrolling the parking lot of a local store, a staff member approached me about a theft push-out that...

Nonsense in the NEWS – Just call me dumb from the Macedonia Police Reports

The Macedonia Police received a call about a theft in progress at a store. Upon their arrival the suspect was identified and was watched...

Nonsense in the NEWS – True story taken from the Macedonia Police Reports…

Police were called to a local store on Sunday March 5th for a report of a female that had shoplifted merchandise from a different...